Description
Got a wife who is running amock with your credit cards, and spending more than the average UK rainfall?
And compounding the pain of the credit crunch, the banks have gone from borrowing house buyers roughly 55 times the pension of Sir Fred Goodwin, down to lending small businesses and house buyers the equivalent of 3 weeks average UK pocket money from the 1920's.
This could be the course for your loved one.
Our trained teaching staff will gently bring the credit crunch to the attention of your wife / partner, explaining the impact of the global recession on hard working business people like yourself.
With a range of high impact visual aids she will be taught graphically the effects of your reducing income against her ability to buy goods.
The "available income/possible pairs of designer shoes" line chart is just one of the tools we use.
As part of her day with us, using a trained hypnotherapist, we will have her thinking public tranport is 'the new limo', seeing Kmart as three steps up the ladder from Harrods, extolling the virtues of pack your own Walmart picnics and becoming adapt at LLH (Lucky Lucky Haggling).
Meet and Greet
You will be met from your private helicopter at the helipad of a 5 star venue (TBA) close to you.
Taken to our venue
From the meet and greet point it is usally only a 15 minute walk or a short bus trip to our venue close by.
During this trip we will explain the intricate working of either public transport and/or the health benefits of walking.
Hypnotherapy Session
Once settled into our venue (usually a shopping mall as it's cheaper than hiring a room) our trained hypnotist will have you 'look into his eyes' after which you will be taught:
The advantages of low cost airlines (not Ryanair)
The pros of high street supermarket fashions
How to eat out for less (a good deal less) than 200 per head
Cider - a low cost alternative to bubbles
Spam - the thinking lady's caviar
Lunch
We will break for lunch which is usually taken in the food court of our venue (if there is no food court available within the venue we will find a close by Gregs, Subway, Wendy's or similar)
Afternoon Shopping Spree
Included within the cost of the course (if you go for the 50 SBE option - shopping budget extra) is a whole new outfit - our TSA (Tight Shopping Assistants) will take you out for an afternoon of delight.
During this shopping spree you will be able to spend 50 on a totally new outfit - shoes, dress, makeup - the full monty.
Close and Directions
At the end of the day we will recap the lessons learnt and then direct you to your nearest bus stop for the 'new you' to take the bus home.